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Unmentionables
 

 


You always gain wearing clean
under garments
remember what your dauntless
Mother told ya.

No excuse for those soiled and
filled with varmints
unless you’re a front-line
fighting soldier.

You might disclose them as your
skivvies or drawers,
be they the occasional baggy boxers
or a colorful brief.

Personal panties and dainties
are infinitely yours,
when they’re properly laundered,
what a joyful relief.

Lord knows you wouldn’t want
to abruptly shock
the local paramedic who responds
to the scene.

You never know when an accident
is not just talk
and dropping trou makes you
look sadly obscene.

In the mornings after you’ve
washed your tush
reach for the pristine undies
to start your day.

Even busy bachelors who seem
wildly in a rush
can don unmentionables with
a fresh bouquet.

Mom was always the wise one
in this case,
heed her words, keeping below
the waist sanctity.

Grimy bloomers project quite an
unforgivable disgrace,
so there's no way you’ll ever see
them on me.


Submitted for Deb's latest POP challenge

Words Used: personal-- local-- keeping-- might-- occasional-- disclose-- regard-- project-- abruptly-- wildly-- excuse--- joyful--gain-- BONUS WORD... --dauntless

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