Tickle My Christmas
A huge Humpty Dumpty twice the size of a goose|
on a nest inside Santa's sled
It's an egg
yes of course
as its voice echoes fourth
and I swear
this right here's what it said...
'Are we there yet'
The jolly elf smiled
from his pack burst a giggle
his pat tapped the tease on the leg
'It's in the next town' Santa replied with a frown
'hope the chimney's as big as this egg'
The distance once covered his reindeer all hovered
while Santa stepped out with some hay
The egg sort of floated to a chimney so bloated
it looked nearly big as the sleigh
Like a streak Humpty lowered
round his girth
the soot clinging thick from the brick
Inside Santa darted through a window left parted
his pack struck the floor
but one look at his clothes
'Rogan wake up'
'Follow me' Rylan warned
they tripped on the pack near the door
Santa's sack lay flopped on the floor
it squirmed but the bag was still tied
The boys pulled the cord with the pack unsecured
they couldn't keep Elmo inside
Their furry new friend dragged the pack near the tree
as Santa crawled into the hearth
He pulled on the egg then pushed on the egg
The boys helped it rock back and forth
The egg was stuck fast but old Santa stepped back
'There's only one thing left to try'
'Tickle him Elmo'
The tickle sensation formed a mystic vibration
and the egg started laughing and shaking
The laughter in mirth cracked the shell at its girth
and the crack grew larger and larger
Then all in one motion like a cosmic explosion
dropped the bird
causing us all this commotion
'You could call him Mac' rose a voice from the sack
but Santa said 'you boys decide'
'He's big as a truck but he's still just a duck'
'lets give BIG BIRD a try'
gathered his sack slung it over his back
with a grin up the chimney he rose
'On Donner... On Dancer... On Vixen... Ho Ho'
Rising up almost ready to go
From an echo inferred loads of laughter he heard
the echo cried
'TICKLE ME NEXT ELMO'
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