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Landofplenty
 
Once upon a time there was a very enlarged family
Their were six boys, Minus and, Linus, Goofus, Doofus
And lest we forget, Useless and Humongous, all witty
All were born exactly one year apart, except Humongous
He was born precisely eighteen months after Useless
When he was born, he weighed in at fourteen pounds
Weighed forty five pounds before he was three years old
As you may well guess, he was subject to, too many jokes
The first boy, Minus, did not show much in being very smart
Then Linus seemed to absorb everything thrown at him
Might say, he was far too smart for his own danged good
Duufus was a ball of fire, playing jokes and drinking cokes
Now, Useless lived up to his name, no work, all play, all day
Humongous as you could imagine ate everything in sight
He was not exactly a guiding light, nobody could beat him
Not at games or sports, he loved life dearly, quite a chap
Each of them finished high school one year apart,except
Humongous, he finished high school with brother, Useless
They all married, all had four children with terrible names
John, Suzy, Isabel, Ronald, Donald, Maybelle, and Odell
Ralphie, Mouthy, Idjit, Tally Ho, Willy, Milly, Wally and Jolly
Tiny, Tina, Reena, Verbena, and do not forget Nervina
Can you even imagine each of these having four children
It is now time to end this dissertation, whilst I still can
I have on my pages room to say that they had plenty
Their family name was Landofplenty, yes, truly, that many
By the fourth generation, thousands in their own nation

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By olderandbolder

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