Pinched and Punched.
People pinched me yesterday and they got punched.
I didn't just hit a couple of people, I hit a bunch.
I was wearing green but people didn't know it.
When it comes to dealing with people, I blow it.
People didn't know that my underwear was green.
That was because I hadn't washed my undies in three years, that's obscene.
When people pinched me, I made them pay.
I wound up going to jail on Saint Patrick's Day.
By randy-johnson
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