I have reached a new level
In my quest to understand
the female mind.
Example:
If your wife says,
“I had a dream,
and Sarah Michelle Geller was in it,
you were going to sleep with her,
I woke up feeling angry!!”
The proper response is not:
“Honey, she would never sleep with me!!
She is way too hot!!”
This will bring about a negative reaction.
The proper response is:
“ Hmm…she is really not that attractive,
I wouldn’t want to sleep with her.”
Perhaps you could even throw in:
“You’re way hotter than her!!”
This will bring about a positive response.
I have learned Much.
I feel as though
I could walk on rice paper without
Leaving a trace or perhaps
Snatch pebbles from a monks hand.
It is good.
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sextonpoet
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