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Another day closes and we lament
the loss of young soldiers.
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Be all that you can be!
It's not a job, it's an adventure!
Cry and remember.
It's a dirty job and someone has to do it.
How 'bout we quit?
Stop the fighting!
Let someone else do it. Sure!
Day after tomorrow.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Forget all about your TV and car.
Forget the money.
Who needs it anyway?
Wanna change your religion? You have no choice!
Or just live without all that you have?
School? Nahh just send the kids off to war camp.
Oh wait you got no choice! They go anyway.
Think they will understand?
No is not an option.
I don't wanna aint gonna cut it.
Oh, and discipline is a bullet in the head.
You might go as well. You are required to.
How is this new Dictator thing working for ya?!
P.S. No new S.U. V. for you
Think it is so bad? Walk a while.
Hungry? What? You ate last week!
No new shoes. Don't mumble about it!
You stood by and did nothing.
Loose those unwanted pounds
Take off the fat by Christmas
OH wait, that isn't allowed
You cried about war is bad.
You thought it was so easy.
You chose to be this way.
What? You didn't?
Well you didn't show support now did you?
Off with his head!
Jail and torture. Civil rights? What's that?
A lawyer? What? HA!
Bet you wish you had said something now
don't you? You are wishing some of those
brave soldiers would stand for what you wont.
What did your kids do in school today?
Who is teaching them?
Well have you tried?
Not getting grades?
Cutting classes? Complaining about studying?
Oh it costs so much! Poor little Joey is treated unfair.
Talk all you want with the super overpriced
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No need to even see the kids anymore.
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Get in the trenches.
You might sing a different tune.
Coom by ya Coom by ya
I can't sing. Can you?
Don't complain if you do nothing!
Do you hear me now?
I'm sorry but the number you have dialed
is not in your roaming area.
It is not the school system at fault.
Go look in the mirror! I just did!
Send them off to their room.
HA! Oh man what I would have given for that.
Spend some more money, buy that respect!
Gotta have the latest greatest
X cube box version 9.8.54.23
Babysitter HA!
Over there..over there
I need ........
OK... and the world needs fixing as well.
Might as well start here!
Gimme gimme gimme!
What ever happened to us?
Great Grandparents are turning in their graves.
Lost in a mad dash to be better.
Always got to be better than it was.
Put down the phone and back away
Slowly!
Where does the madness end?
Enough is enough!
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Do not walk on the grass.
Follow the path, don't stray.
Right! Bahh bahh! Sheep.
More sheep, no shepherds.
Wolf! Wolf!
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Have you seen the sunset?
Actually spend time looking?
What about the kids?
Didn't see that coming did you?
BAHHH! BAHHH!
Work too late? Poor thing.
Need to pay the bills?
Ever think of being able to have them?
Aren't you lucky?
Why can you work so long?
Make what money you do?
Owe as much?
Have all the nice things?
Go to the church and or
/ insert your religion's terminology here /
of your choosing?
You think it is because you are smart?
HA!
Line up and start Thanking people.
Need to know where to start?
Look up the Declaration of Independence.
Then trot on down to the cemetery.
Look for graves with Veteran markers.